Wrong Lane

If Everything Comes Towards You, 
You Are In The Wrong Lane

                                ... Anonymous

I am the third . . .

I am the third. 

                                ... Anonymous

Big God

If you have a big problem, 
don't say "Oh God I have a big problem!", 
but say "Hey problem I have a big God!". 

                                ... Anonymous

Web Service

                           _ _  _ _  _
                             |
                      A web service is
                    like      a      car,
                   if        one     of the
                  parts or mechanisms  is  broken
                  the car may ~ not ~  run  smoothly;
                  it can even stop dead if pushed too
                    far without  first  fixing  it.
                       \_ _  _/         \_ _  _/
                                ... Anonymous

Be nice

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you,
Not because they are not nice but because you are nice......
                                ... Anonymous

Do not interrupt

The person who says it cannot be done Should not
interrupt the person who is doing it.
                                ... Anonymous

Create Like God

Create like a GOD.
Command like a King.
Work like a Slave.
                                ... Anonymous

Become a boss

If a man works faithfully eight hours a day
he may eventually get to be a boss......
and work twelve hours a day. 
                                  
                                  ...Robert Frost

The road less traveled by

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference

                                  ...Robert Frost