Wrong Lane

If Everything Comes Towards You, 
You Are In The Wrong Lane

                                ... Anonymous

I am the third . . .

I am the third. 

                                ... Anonymous

Big God

If you have a big problem, 
don't say "Oh God I have a big problem!", 
but say "Hey problem I have a big God!". 

                                ... Anonymous

Web Service

                           _ _  _ _  _
                             |
                      A web service is
                    like      a      car,
                   if        one     of the
                  parts or mechanisms  is  broken
                  the car may ~ not ~  run  smoothly;
                  it can even stop dead if pushed too
                    far without  first  fixing  it.
                       \_ _  _/         \_ _  _/
                                ... Anonymous

Be nice

Treat everyone with politeness even those who are rude to you,
Not because they are not nice but because you are nice......
                                ... Anonymous